One of the reasons we don’t believe that there’s any such thing as “global warming” as a real planetary trend (as distinct from a short term blip) is this story.

The fools behind the global warming boondoggle seem to want to have it in every way that’s advantageous to them with ZERO regard for the people who will be footing the bill for their idiotic policies.

This so reminds us of Marie Antoinette when she infamously said, “Let them eat cake,” or more recently, when the Reagan Administration called “catsup” a vegetable in the context of school lunches for poverty stricken people.

The Copenhagen crowd form the quintissential archetype of the word “elite,” and our answer to them is that they should go to Hades in a blazing chariot of fire. Their skin should melt and peel from their souls, and their cries should be heard by no one other than arch-liberals who like lemmings want to follow them off the cliff.

You can’t have it in every way that’s advantageous to you and disadvantageous to those who are going to foot the bill. When you have your stupid meetings in places like Tijuana or South Central Los Angeles; when you dine on hot dogs, baked beans and macaroni and cheese instead of caviar, let’s talk. Until then; go to hell.

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We’ve been following the latest pollywockabobble coming out of the White House and the President’s administration regarding their health care deformation efforts.

A so-called task force has come out with recommendations that women between ages of 40 and 50 just shut up and die. Same for women over 75. The reason? It costs too much and women – you know – all you real women who are supposedly any man’s equal – are really too fragile to deal with false positives coming from breast exams. So rather than go through all that bother of examining yourselves for small lumps that weren’t there last month or for getting yearly check-ups, you should now just accept your fates: in other words – don’t complain. Just shut up and die.

This is Obamacare. This is what you who voted for this assinine community organizer have set into motion.

Anyone but Bush is not a good choice – especially when Bush wasn’t running!

But no. You wanted “change,” without ever having the curiosity about who it was that was going to make the changes happen. You wanted “change” without ever asking what he was going to change. And you still love this guy, don’t you. Oh – you get that tingle up the spine and you fantasize about him having his way with you, don’t you ladies.

But he’s not your doctor. He’s not the guy who’s going to say to you:

Sorry – we can’t perform that mammography you want because your between the ages of 40 and 50 and the government says that you’re healthy. Symptoms? Don’t talk to us about symptoms. You’re healthy. Don’t you understand plain language? Don’t get huffy with me. I’m now a government agent and we have rules to take care of people who are not nice to government agents. Of course I work for the people, but your not the the people. Your a single person and a stupid woman who thinks she knows better than the government what kind of care she needs. If you will not calm down, I will have to call in law enforcement and you will have to pay a fine. Of course the rules have changed. What did you think you were getting when you told Congress you wanted the public option? You thought you’d be treated right? When has the government EVER treated you right if it didn’t have to? And lady, we don’t have to. Next!

We despise President Obama. We think he is the most abominable man who ever sullied the halls of the White House and that takes some doing, what with jerks like Carter and Nixon. Obama makes Carter look competent, which a few months ago we would have considered impossible.

So – for election 2010 and 2012, we have a very simple recommendation: vote for whoever will keep Obamacare from becoming our system. Vote for people who will commit to repealing whatever this lunatic gets passed. Vote for people who cannot be bought by a hundred million dollar hospital for some university in their state. We believe that there are a few – very few good Democrats. We believe there are some terrible Republicans. We are going to do our best to make a recommendations list as Elections 2010 and 2012 near.  We will also try to indicate why we make the recommendations we do. But for now, here’s a good rule of thumb. Vote out the Democrats. If there’s a Republican you can truly get behind, do that. But this is mainly an”election against”rather than an “election for.”  There are a few exceptions and we will try to indicate who they are. But all other things being equal, vote out the Democrat. Pure and simple.

And then maybe, ladies, you can be assured of maintaining the healthcare that you should be getting and avoid being patronized by idiots in the White House who think of you as fragile little porcelin dolls who can’t handle a false positive.  If it’s false that’s a good thing, isn’t it? Sheesh.

- Off-the-cliff.com

America

Failing

Day 300!

Mr. Holder,

You are now on record saying that you have evidence that the public hasn’t seen that will be used to convict a bunch of terrorists in the context of a civilian court trial.  Obviously, you can’t guarantee a conviction, because if you could, it would clearly amount to a kangaroo court. (You’re not saying that the courts are going to be kangaroo courts, are you, Mr. Holder?) That means that there is a risk that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his pennyweight brained minions (President Obama isn’t the only one who has minions) will be either acquitted or released due to a technicality.

We ask a very simple question of you, Mr. Holder.

If these barbarians are found not-guilty (which would be an atrocity piled atop the 911 atrocity), will you commit Seppuku, otherwise known as hari-kari? It would be the honorable thing to do, and it would show that you are willing to risk your own life with the outcome of a trial which most Americans don’t want happening on our soil.

We find it amazing how often the Obama Dismantelization Project is out of touch with its reality. We don’t recall a President who ever truly tried to destroy America from within. Thankfully, the American people began to wake up in July and we might just be able to save this Republic of ours come November 2010.

In the meantime, Mr. Holder, could you please just do no harm? Is that too much to ask for?

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Everyone seemingly has an idiot’s vocabulary. We don’t get it.  Here at Off-the-cliff.com, we pride ourselves on using words appropriately.

The word tragedy is rightly used when someone dies from an earthquake, hurricane or train wreck. It’s a tragedy when someone goes off a creaky old bridge. It’s even a tragedy when someone has an heretofore unknown alergic reaction to a generally benign medication, and begins to stutter and belch uncontrollably.

These are tragedies.

Violent acts are not tragedies. When you are robbed at gunpoint, that’s not a tragedy. If you are shot dead, that’s not a tragedy either.

The correct word is atrocity.

We are so sick and tired of hearing about the “tragedy” at Fort Hood. It wasn’t tragic at all. It was atrocious. It was dispicable. It was worthy of the greatest amount of scorn that one can heap upon one individual.

What is also an atrocity, is the lamestream media (thank you Bernie Goldberg) is the Obama Administration playing the role of the Keystone Kops in this mess. Instead of calling on Muslims to condemn the act of the madman Hasan (in much the same way that Christians are called upon to disavow violence when a loon bombs an abortion clinic), our Administration worries about non-existent “backlashes” against “innocent Muslims.”

By whom, Mr. President? Who are you anticipating going on a violent tirade against “innocent Muslims.” We haven’t seen anyone doing any such thing.

All we see is you, once again, Mr. President, being the Coward-in-Chief. Afraid that any showing of American strength – rightly applied – will lose you “friends” in the international community.  Are you so full of yourself, Mr. Obama, that you can’t be a decent Commander-in-Chief? Are you such an imbecile that you can’t make moral judgments along rational lines?

Apparently not. Apparently all you are good for, Mr. Obama is an object lesson of how not to do things when you have power.

We have waited and waited and waited for you to do one thing right, Mr. Obama. (Though we knew better than to hold our breath.) You continuaully let America down. Would you please let us buy you a one-way ticket to France or Holland and even put you up in a good apartment for 3 years where you can be on vacation for the rest of your term. As bad as Joe Biden would be as President, you are infinitely worse. Please, Mr. President. If you have even one patriotic bone in that tiny-brained body of yours – won’t you please go on vacation? You will do far less damage to our Republic if you just leave.

Oh – and take that witch, Pelosi with you, as both of you are atrocious blights on the public’s well-being.

- Off-the-cliff.com

America

Failing

Day 283

After listening to Obama minions, we have their words translated for our readers’ benefit.

Robert Gibbs on the economy: “The recesssion is blah blah blah. Our numbers are blahblahblahblahblah. And if you think that’s made up, well you’re a blahblahblahblah and a blahblah. There’s simply no blahblahing to some blah blahs.”

President Obama on the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan: “”The wars are going blah blah blah. The plans we are drawing up are blahblahblahblahblah. And if you think that’s made up, well you’re obviously a FoxNews blahblahblahblah and an extremist blahblah. We call on all Americans (except ourselves) to be civil and blah blah blah. Oh – and blahblahblahblah blah lalalalala la! And never forget that you shouldn’t act stupidly like blahblah and that FoxNews and Sean Hannity are blah blah and you shouldn’t blah blah them.”

The coward Eric Holder had this to say about terrorism: “”Conservatives want this President to fail. How is this blah blah blah from terrorism? We believe that we need to blah blah and blah our blah blahs.  After all… blahblahblahblahblah.  And if you think that’s made up, well you have been blah blah and blahhing with FoxNews and this is a blah blah. You should be blah and blah of yourself.”

Here’s what Nancy “Brain of Broken Glass” Pelosi had to say about – about whatever it is she had to say. “Blah. Blah blah blah blah. And furthermore, they blah blah all the blah. There will be no blahs on blah and real blahs on blah. And there will be no blah of the blah, I assure you. You can take that to the blah. The numbers – you don’t need to see the numbers because you can blah us. We blah you, and blah the American people. We can’t wait to blah them over and over and over again. Especially the ones who blah. You know – the blahs and the blahs who show up at blah blah blah. We’re going to pass blah blah and then we can really rake you over the blah. Hah hah hah hah blah.”

We couldn’t have said it better ourselves, Madame Speaker. Kudos on such great articulation.

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