America
Failing
Day 273
We were thinking about what Rahm Emanuelle told John King at CNN: “… that President Obama does not want “the CNNs and the others in the world [to] basically be led in following Fox.” Before we get to our evaluation of this, it is interesting to note that as of this writing, the quote is clearly heard in the CNN video, but is not quoted in the text of the story. Yet it is the most incendiary thing that Emanuelle said!
To get the quote in print, where it can be easily cited, copied and pasted (per fair usage rights, etc.), you actually have to go to FoxNews! They don’t have the video, but they have the quote.
So even when CNN scoops FoxNews, FoxNews gets the significance of the story right while, fairly or unfairly, we see CNN calculating the value of being in the role of Obama’s nice little newspuppy.
For some reason, we are reminded of the Star Trek episode Bread and Circuses, where Kirk and his crew come upon a civilization where the Roman Empire never fell. Six years earlier, one of the Federation’s captains, Captain Merrick, fell before the might of this empire’s sadistic leader, Claudius Marcus, and he serves as Marcus’ stooge, trying to persuade Kirk to give up his ship and to surrender, as well – for the sake of his ship and crew. Kirk stubbornly refuses. (Sounds like a town hall attendee to us.) At one point Marcus invites Kirk to have wine as part of his last meal, and tells Merrick to leave for this is to be a discussion between men, clearly impugning Merrick’s masculinity.
CNN, you little newspuppy, we hope you love the crumbs that Obama feeds you from his “manly estate.” It’s really all you seem to want and/or deserve.
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America
Failing
Day 267
So it turns out that this year has been a quiet one for hurricanes. The Reuters article reports that this will make for some nice profit for the insurance companies, “It’s something that will help the insurance industry create very favorable earnings comparisons in the third quarter compared to the third quarter of last year,” according to Robert Hartwig, president of the Insurance Information Institute.
Now we actually think that this is great. We are all for profitable insurance companies (as long as they come through when there are claims. Failure to fulfill on contracts is breach of contract and there are judicial mechanisms in place to deal with any such practices).
But we are concerned for them. After all, the Democrats have shown that they despise people who make profits. They seem to act like 5 year olds; you know – the old joke: “What’s mine is mine. What’s yours is mine. What’s yours that I don’t know about will be mine as soon as I know about it.”
So we suggest that the property insurance companies start watching their backs, because Obama and his evil thugs are undoubtedly watching your industry with greedy eyes. And soon it may come to pass that they want to put into place a “public option” for property damage. Why not? Then they could control not only what diseases you can recover from but where you can live.
Is it a stretch? We might have once upon a time thought so. But now that Maureen Dowd has shown us the proper treatment of auditory hallucinations, we think that our hallucinations may actually be prophetic – fairly or unfairly, of course.
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If you read this blog with any frequency, you know we think Obama is a bully and a coward. We believe he has aligned himself with bullies and cowards (e.g., Attorney General Eric Holder). We’re not going to go into the litany of cowardly acts that Obama is guilty of; you can read this blog for that.
We’re just going to discuss the newest one.
Bill O’Reilly was discussing health care reform (what Obama mis-characterizes as health insurance reform) on his show today. Did Obama show up? Of course not. And we’ve so indicated this with his ongoing Chicken Heart Award – now going on 71 long cowardly days.
But you know who was on O’Reilly’s show? Claire McCaskill – the brave Democrat Senator from Missouri. Here we have a woman with a skirt. And there sits the Putz-In-Chief, letting her field the toughest questions in the business.
Why? Because Obama knows he can’t hold his own with O’Reilly. It’s that simple. And knowing that O’Reilly would chew him up and spit him out, he lets a woman take the arrows for him – just like he let Carrie Prejean take the arrows for her stance on heterosexual marriage.
This dufous of a President knows no chivalry. He knows no decency. He only knows how to grab power like a thief in the dark of night.
He doesn’t deserve the office he is besmirching every day, and we so wish that Election 2012 was today. We fully believe that this piss-poor excuse of a man, let alone a President, would be voted out beyond any of his ability to falsify the vote.
And – to quote Greg Gutfeld… “if you disagree with us, you are probably a racist.”
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This is an open letter to our liberal friends and family members. Others who consider themselves liberal can read this too.
You sometimes take us to task for our vitriol. You ask why we are so”ferocious” in our tirades regarding Obama and especially about Pelosi. (Believe us – you’ve seen nothing yet.)
You take her position when she calls on Americans (she really means those on our side of the political spectrum) to be more civil, and when she gets those big ol’ crock tears about her fears of violence.
We have discovered an amazing, electrifying, and incredibly disturbing website that SHOWS you why better than we can possibly explain.
By comparison to what you see on this site we’re about to point you to, we haven’t even scratched the surface of vitriol. We’re vitriolic only in our own hallucinations.
Pelosi – where are you?
Maureen Dowd – where are you?
We now see these two bumbleboobs as hypocrites worthy of no consideration whatsoever. They are as intellectually hollow as a termite infested stump.
So without further ado, Read more
A few days before the President, Michelle “Do It For My Dad” Obama, and Oprah went to Copenhagen:
Lackey comes into the Oval Office:
“Mr. President. They’re having trouble in Copenhagen. Madrid and Rio are putting on too strong a performance.”
“Oh… Hmm… Please adjust my calendar: (muttering to himself: I need to see McChrystal to get the damned Repubs off my back…) Set up a meeting with General McChrystal and add a brief stop to Copenhagen where I can make a quick pitch to secure the Olympics.”
“You think a quick pitch will be enough, Sir? Maybe you’d like to see the pitches by Madrid and Rio?”
“No need – after all it’s me! Europe LO-O-VES me. I could show up for 10 seconds and they’d swoon and give me what I want.”
“Yessir! Of course, sir. What was I thinking? I’m sure that’s right sir.”
“Oh – and Lackey, make sure that the First Lady is there; I think if she pitches about how proud she finally is of America again and that kind of stuff, it’ll really seal the deal. . No point letting me hog the spotlight to myself. I know Michelle loves to feel the glow of basking in the adulation of me. Oh – and see if Oprah is free to join us”
“Oprah – you mean Oprah Winfrey?”
“Yes – of course. She loves me; I’m sure she’ll do it if she can.”
“Yessir… I’ll make it happen.”
“Oh – and tell Gibbs that I’m going to need him to really work the spin machine to make it very clear that I have my priorities right.”
“Yessir. I’ll let him know.”
“Great – that’ll be all.” (Lackey leaves)
(singing) “Oh – it’s great to be me… it’s great to be me. Screw Off-the-cliff.com ’cause it’s great to be me.”
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