America
Failing
Day 408
We have been quietly watching the Messiah-Wicked-Witchofthe-West-Mortician monster that is trying to ram socialism (in the form of health care deformation) down the throats of We the People. We view this as Government Abuse, and we believe that Obama, Pelosi, and Reid should be taken up to the Washington Memorial, and forced to read, publicly, the Declaration of Independence and the entire United States Constitution two thousand times. Why 2000? One time for each page of the monstrosity they want to force down our throats. When Pelosi speaks, some kind of voice alteration device should be fitted to the microphone so we don’t have to actually hear her in her own god-awful voice.
The Messiah said, at the end of the Health Care Water Torture Session that if the Ds and Rs couldn’t come to an agreement (i.e., if the Rs wouldn’t agree with him), then that’s what elections are for.
All we can say is this: Bring it on, Mr. President. You are the most abysmal excuse for a President we have EVER seen. We think we could probably swap in Hugo Chavez for you and no one would notice any difference from a policy and rhetoric perspective. You have, to date, been responsible for the conversions of 6 people we know who proudly called themselves liberal when you started, who now call themselves Independent – and it’s all because of you and your Witch, Pelosi.
We do not believe it when the lamestream media calls this an anti-incumbent season. But we hope YOU believe it. We hope that you go, excuse the phrase, Off-the-Cliff with your health deform boondoggle. We especially hope you try for the reconciliation tactic. Ple-e-e-ease, Mr. President. Do it. We need as much anger out in the heartland as you can generate. The more the better. And as long as the health deformation effort doesn’t actually get through the House, we will be thrilled to have you go for it.
And tell your friend the Wicked Witch of the West to keep up with the sour potty mouth drivel that she seems to revel in. As she talks about “itsy bitsy spiders,” we can’t help but think of the old movie, “The Fly,” when at the end of the movie, the fly with a human head (that would be the Wicked Witch) is screaming “Help me. Hel-l-l-p me,” as a spider comes bearing down on it. Come November, the American People are going to be spiders to all the flies in the Democrat party.
November cannot come too soon.
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America
Failing
Day 352
We heard on FoxNews today that part of the health dictatorship program that Congress and the President are trying to force down our throats (“Now open wide; this won’t hurt a bit. Oh – stop being a baby and take this trillion dollar syringe like a man!”) will be to give the IRS new powers.
Like we need a stronger IRS. Is there any agency anywhere in the United States that is more despised than the IRS? And these clowns want to make it even more powerful? Supposedly, you’re going to have to indicate somewhere on the form that you actually have purchased health insurance. We thought that no bureacracy was going to get between us and our doctors, Mr. President. Yet again, Joe Wilson was spot on with his language: “YOU LIE!”
During a brainstorm session recently, one of us quipped, “You know – I am more afraid of how much damage Obama and his legion of Neanderthals can do to this country than I am about Al Qaieda.” She is joking (we think she is joking – she insists she’s not). But all joking aside, Obama is no joke. He is a living, walking, breathing ongoing malfeasance against the Constitution of this country.
If we lined up 10 kindergartner kids (who have not yet been brainwashed by the Left) and asked them about principles underlying the Constituion of this country, they’d give a more accurate picture than the President could after 3 hours of trying to explain himself with his calibrating-miscalibrating language.
We so wish that he, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid would take a small, propeller airplane to Antarctica. We’d buy it for them. We’re sure one of the science bases (Obama says he’s big on science – it is to laugh) would make space for them. If he and the other three would spend the next 3 years there, they could save the penguins, and America would have a chance to heal itself from these dreadful, despicable, unamerican people.
Please – Mister President – RESIGN!
- Off-the-cliff.com
America
Failing
Day 327
This is a tale of the 2 Joes. One was a bad Joe. He would biden his time, waiting for the Messiah to be dumber than him. Never happened.
Then there’s the tale of the Good Joe. He had the chutzpah to tell the Messiah and his Nevadic minion Reid to take a hike on their health care schemes to bankrupt the nation.
Do it some more, Joe. Do it some more. Your nation is calling and the American people thank you (hey – if the Messiah can ventriloquize in the voice of the American people, so can we) from the bottom of their hearts for being the speedbump in the Messiah’s evil plans.
We would love to have coffee with you one day.
- Off-the-cliff.com
We have culled the list of those who voted for the monstrosity created by Pelosi and sanctioned by the Putz-in-Chief.
Before we provide the Roll Call on Evil, we want to pay especial attention to one Republican and one Democrat. Both from the same state: Louisiana. Representative Joseph Cao, the Republican, voted YES – voted with Pelosi. We recommend in the strongest terms that no matter where you live in this country, you send money to the campaign of whoever is running against Cao in the Republican primaries next year. This man is doubly evil because he voted for socialism and he poses as a Republican. Also of special mention – this time in terms of praise is the Democrat, Charlie Melancon – who voted NO on the health care legislation.
There are other Democrats who voted for America and against Pelosica. But the contrast is extremely stark in Louisiana.
If ever there was a reason for a third party, this is it. Ideally you should vote for the person and not for the party. We will present a voting strategy (for whatever it’s worth) that we believe could bring America back from the brink of socialism and potentially Marxism. We are at the threshold of what is known as a soft tyranny. Will we cross it and turn the American experiment into an abject failure? We are still betting that America is mightier than ObamicaPelosica. We still believe in the idea that is America. We believe that Obama and Pelosi don’t have a clue, and have no business being in the seats of power. That they are is an indication that We the People have gone soft headed.
Wake up!
OK – with that said, here is the list of Representatives (so called) who voted with Nancy “The TightBrain” Pelosi. These putzes all voted FOR the Speaker’s health care deformation legislation. Read more
America
Failing
Day 292
“I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!” – Wicked Witch of the West
So it looks like the Wicked Witch and her winged monkeys passed their version of health care deformation. We wil try to find the roll call of who voted for this monstrosity so they can be targeted to be voted out come November 2010. We warned you winged monkeys. Do NOT come complaining to us about how your arm was twisted, or how you didn’t know what We the People meant this past July.
If you voted for Pelosi, you voted against America, and are borderline traitors. Al Qaieda couldn’t do as much damage as you are trying to do. They should just sit back, relax and watch you bring a once-great country to its knees.
Looks like Obama’s bent on doing that every chance he gets anyway.
We need the roll call for the vote. When we have it – we’ll post it prominently on this site.
- Off-the-cliff.com