America
Failing
Day 327
This is a tale of the 2 Joes. One was a bad Joe. He would biden his time, waiting for the Messiah to be dumber than him. Never happened.
Then there’s the tale of the Good Joe. He had the chutzpah to tell the Messiah and his Nevadic minion Reid to take a hike on their health care schemes to bankrupt the nation.
Do it some more, Joe. Do it some more. Your nation is calling and the American people thank you (hey – if the Messiah can ventriloquize in the voice of the American people, so can we) from the bottom of their hearts for being the speedbump in the Messiah’s evil plans.
We would love to have coffee with you one day.
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America
Coming
Back!
While it’s all still preliminary, it appears that the conservatives are having a good day with this election cycle. All we can cautiously say is: Hooray!
We want to send a special salute to the following people, in order of importance:
- James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles (with honorable mention to Andrew Breitbart & Company and FoxNews) – You two are heroes in our book. Because of you, Acorn was sidelined. In close elections, Acorn could be counted on to be a difference-maker in terms of phony-baloneyism. You two did the hard work and with the help of Breitbart and FoxNews, you put enough heat on Congress to kill their funding. The power of this cannot be overstated. It’s huge. Kudos and thank you from the bottom of our hearts!
- The Town Hall attendees and the Tea Party folks – You have taken the tactics of the Left, and applied them – with class and style – to speak truth to power. May we continue on our way. May this be a harbinger of things to come.
- FoxNews – not just for being fair and balanced – but for bringing stories that truly showed Americans of all stripes how sycophantic other so-called newspuppy organizations are. While they were content to be patted on the heads and be told, “Good girl! Good girl!,” you faced the ire of the White House, you took the slings and arrows of others in the media, until the White House overreached even beyond the point the that “good girls” could accept (when they tried to cut FoxNews from the pool), and they were shamed into supporting the First Amendment instead of their fearless leader.
- Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Mark Levin, Laura Ingram, Michelle Malkin, and the raft of others in talk radio, the blogosphere, etc.
The current has not yet fully turned. And we don’t know how Obama and his evil Witch in the attic, Pelosi will take this election. So we’re not celebrating just yet. And we are also still very mindful of how the GOP sided with what’s her face – Scozzafava – until it became clear to all that she was no conservative – should never have been the Republican nominee.
We hope the GOP has learned from this that they need to be true to the core of conservatism; otherwise there will be a third party for conservatives who have felt for a very long time that they’ve had no real political home.
But tentatively, this is a very good night indeed.
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Here’s some of what you should know about…
‡ Vallerie Jarrett, the senior advisor to the President was caught out in hypocracy and a lie – take a look. Once again, the Obama administration shows no sense of proportion; no understanding of how they look to Independents (they’ll always be championed by the Far Left – even as they voice frustration because Obama can’t go as fast as they want him to). Jarrett uses the phrase: “speaking truth to power.” Jarrett mispoke: speaking truth to power is what FoxNews, Breitbart and others are yelling at them. She, and her lord and master, are the power. But we know she knows this. She’s just trying to confuse things. We believe that she’s doing this so that Obama can pat her on the head as though she’s a newspuppy and say, “Good girl. Good girl.” Kudos go out to CNN’s Campbell Brown for nailing this hypocritical Obamaminion (is there a female version of the word putz?) down. Way to go Ms. Brown. Maybe we’ll have to start watching your show once in awhile. If you’re going to start being “fair and balanced,” we’d love to have additional venues to watch besides just FoxNews.
‡ A news article indicated that Harry Reid, the dirty little garden gnome from Nevada (shown below) is looking for ways to buy votes to get his health care plan passed.
Obviously we don’t want him to succeed, and we are cheered by Joe Lieberman and some of the Democrats for telling him to go blow gnome rings. We hope that Olympia Snow has learned her lesson – you can’t deal with the Democrats. They do not act in good faith. But most of all, we want to remind the Republicans, that they can make offers to the recalcitrant Democrats too. If love of country isn’t enough to secure their vote to the correct side of this issue (telling Obama to go suck egges), then maybe they can be bought by the Light side of the force? Oh – and Republicans… do not EVER forget… we are watching you like a hawk too. You sold us out during Bush’s last term, which is why we have the Putz-in-Chief in the White House now. You had better have learned your lesson, or that third party is going to come roaring in strong in 2012.
‡ The UN is having significant trouble getting to Global Warming consensus. But weren’t we told that we have just 50 days to get it right or that the world was going to end? Oh no! What are we going to do? What are we going to do? We are so frightened. The world is coming to an end because the U.N. can’t get it’s act together. We wonder if Al Gore is building an ark.
Can this President become more of a putz than he already is? We believe he can! We believe that he is congenitally incapable of decency. We believe that if he had the power and could get away with it, he would track us down and kill us (if that’s not already in the works). The only thing that stops a bully is when good people in a position to do something do it.
Such happened today and we will, for this entry at least, not denigrate the mainstream press. First watch this video:
How petty and bullying is this President? How childish. And the Left loves him? What does that say about people who are supposedly “tolerant” of all viewpoints? Obviously it says that they are not. It says that they believe in Animal Farm – in Orwell’s, “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
So – the Putz-in-Chief (or doesn’t the buck stop with you, Your Putzness?) tries to censor (there is no other word for it) FoxNews.
And glory be! The other news media tell His Putzness to take a hike! Woo hoo!
Congratulations to all members of the Presidential News Pool Feed. You did an Atlas Shrugged! And look what happened. The Putz-in-Chief backed down! Cowards always back down! A person of principle would have told the other news media to take a hike, and just not communicated. But Obama is not a man of principle. He is a coward and a bully; he has surrounded himself with other cowards and bullies. And it requires people who happen to be in a position to do something to do the thing that prevents them from subverting the Constitution; from destroying America.
Make no mistake about it: we are seeing the Putz-in-Chief’s true colors through the prism of action in their moves against FoxNews. And this is a good time to remind you of an old poem – that used to be a liberal’s mantra.
First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.
Replace the communists with FoxNews. Which party will displease Obama next?
We wonder where real liberals are today?
Maybe – just maybe they showed up today when they said, “NO!” to the Putz in the White House. Today, the other news media were real heroes who kept the White House from destroying the Constitution. We salute you, and we hurl rotten tomatoes at Obama’s likeness every chance we get.
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Here’s a shocker: Pelosi’s poll numbers dropping among Californians….
Well whaddaya know? Californians wising up? Is that even possible? The most populous state of naybobs and fools in the country, and they’re finally having enough of Pelosi? We feel like singing – maybe to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain” from the Wizard of Oz.
Pelosi’s Gotta Go
OOOh, I never thought I would see
Lib’rals turning on Pelosi
It gives me quite the thrill
And I feel so like dancing
Maybe even a little prancing
Since her brain’s like a land fill.
She is so-o gosh darn stupid
Prob’ly thinks I’m playing Cupid
As I sing my song
But I’m singing California praisin’
‘Cause the brains have started raisin’
I could sing this all day long.
Oh pleeeease just do it right
Don’t revote Pelosi in
Wipe her out in November 2010
So Californiaaaaa can rise again
When you see this botoxed witch
Who makes your eyeballs itch
You know who is your foe
Go to all the bars and schools,
Talk with smart ones and the fools,
Shout “Pelosi’s gotta go.”
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OK – we’re not giving up our day jobs. But that was kind of fun. Good job California. Come November 2010, may we all be able to, politically and metaphorically speaking (though as Chomsky might say, we don’t want to press the metaphor too hard) sing, “Ding dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch. Ding dong the wicked witch is dead.”
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